Rascal and some Renegades staff members scurried up to Rhinebeck today in a last-ditch effort to get him hitched. His antics got him on ABC News, The Washington Post and a few international news outlets: major newspapers from Australia and the Philippines!
Rascal has had a big crush on Chelsea Clinton for as long as he can remember. He told me yesterday that he was hoping for a Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes romance in reverse. To Rascal, age means nothing, but it may not matter anymore without some help.
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Chelsea is marrying Marc Mezvinsky this weekend, so it will take some channeling of a couple wedding crashers to pull this one off for Rascal. (Watch out for a couple bad words in the video clip.)
Not all hope is lost. Even a little chance is a chance in itself, right Jim Carrey?
What should Rascal do folks? It’s a tough situation for him, and he could use some advice. If you see him around, give him a pat on the back. If you’d like to help him in the chase, make some signs and campaign in Rhinebeck. Wear your ‘Gades Gear and show us your signs with photos from the scene!
You could always call our office and leave a message for him too [(845) 838-0094]. He’ll be checking this blog, Facebook, and Twitter soon, so lend him a hand! He might be able to reciprocate one day (cough..contest..cough)…
